"Who ever allowed women in the army, I salute you! Women with a gun on their time of the month.UNSTOPABLE."
"LISTEN! Its my house! So im player one...."
"Me:-hits friend with book-
Friend: Owch wat was tht for?!
Me i Facebooked you."
"Oh your dating my ex? well im eating a samwhich, you want the leftovers of that to?"
That awkward moment when your texting while shopping with your dad, when you finally put your head up, the person you've been following around the store, isnt your dad..."
"You know the show the power puff girls was cool but the thing thats weird is that why would a man be creating little girls in his lab."
By @britanya207
"Who ever allowed women in the army, I salute you! Women with a gun on their time of the month.UNSTOPABLE."
i Facebooked you."
