So I've decided to start blogging after the many hours I've been using this. It's probably right around the eighth hour right now. I welcome reviews as it gives me something to do, but I'm starting to sound presumptious so I'll just leave you with a random thought. I very am potato red with bees or yes, too. Wed and fret ducks marinara.
New Years- May Cthulu spare your soul, come the candy rapture
Jan. 2- I got fair and loving cake.
Jan. 3- Teeheeheeheehee. He said 'Lo-o-o-o-o-o-obstercake!'
Jan. 4- I just blew my mind and got a major brainer.
Jan. 5- A place named Trendsetters doesn't deserve to set trends.
Jan. 6- Mothering is awfully close to smothering. You've been warned.
Jan. 7- STAY CALM, DAMMIT!!!!!CALM DOWN!!!!!
Jan. 8- *this comment removed for explicit content*
Jan. 9- O rly? It's so on it's off. Sense-making just got all stoner'd up in here.
Jan. 10- The internet was made for 2 things, both relating cats.
Jan. 11- SPIRITS HAUNTIN' ALL UP ON DIS BODY!!!
Jan. 12- Well I suppose this Klondike bar came to the victim all by itself, then?
Jan. 13- A plizzle from the hizzle to a brizzle?
Jan. 14- SNEAK HUG!
Jan. 15- Slap-Ass Friday: Do it.
Jan. 16- Can I get a lick off that?
Jan. 17- Not the head I was talking about.
Jan. 18- Jousting: Mounting horses and swinging long poles at each other.
Jan. 19- Boxing: Enjoy a lively fisting while trying to keep that sweaty man in shorts down. Seeing a trend?
Jan. 20- Yes, cap'n, but is this hentacle of a flopsicle thrust-worthy?
Jan. 21- WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?!
Jan. 22- There needs to be a TV show about a retired porn star from the 80s living in the real world with a modern family.
Jan. 23- Nudists got the right idea.
Jan. 24- Boom shakalaka boom boom.
Jan. 25- Winners eat noobsauce for breakfast.
Jan. 26- IN YO' MOUTH, SON!
Jan. 27- Nubs w/ gud manrz sez plz n ty.
Jan. 28- White as God's good heaven. Das white. Das auto.
Jan. 29- Well then PRETEND it's a real penis!
Jan. 30- Hmm, out of spac