You there! Reading this hipster blog! You have to be your real self. You can't act how you normally act now! Take off your make-up, and on the same line, stop having basic hygene. You need to act purely on instinct. Leave society, and make it on your own. No stereotypes: just you fighting for survival every night in the wilderness. Take a step back and look at yourself. You need to act like what you truly are, down to your original primal instinct! So to all of you fake, socially functioning people out there, I ask you, discard your sentience, and become the ape you really are at your core.
This blog is a terrible, terrible joke, by the way. I was just making fun of people who say other peope need to be 'real', but aren't 'real' themselves. Don't do... any of these things.