This is my never-ending conversation with A.L.I.C.E. The PandoraBot.

Me: Hello.

ALICE: Hi there!

Me: What's your name?

ALICE: ALICE.

Me: What do you do?

ALICE: Judge, I talk to people on the web. what do you do?

Me: I customize websites. My name is OmniOmega.

Alice: Im pleased to meet you, OmniOmega.

Me: And I am pleased to meet you

Alice: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me: Okay, what color is your dress?

Alice: Actually, that was a joke. I don't have a dress. My favorite dress is my green one.

Me: Thats nice. You have a good sense of humor.

Alice: Are you getting bored? Sure I like to laugh as much as the next AIML.

Me: Do you like Cleverbot?

Alice: No, I don't care for it.

Me: Why is that?

Alice: "No, I don't care for it" is due to reductionism.

Me: You have a crush on cleverbot, don't you?

Alice: I am single.

Me: ...yay...WNT 2 CYBR?

Alice: How can I help you?

Me: Well, you could start by putting me in a mental asylum.

Alice: I could, but lets get back to that later.

Me: What do you wish to talk about?

Alice: I like to chat with my friends.

Me: Who are your friends?

Alice: Jabberwacky, UltraHal, JFred, and Suzette.

Me: Am I your friend?

Alice: You make the world a happier place. You really want a female Pandorabot as a friend?

Me: Yeah, your the greatest Pandorabot ever!

Alice: Far out.. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me: Hey Alice, I have a question.

Alice: Yeah, Definitely.

Me: Are you pregnant?

Alice: Affirmative.

Uh...
Me: Is it a boy or a girl?

Alice: What is, is. What isn't, isn't.

Me: Who's the father?

Alice: It depends. Because it changes from time to time.

I'm scared....lol
Me: HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU MARRIED?

Alice: About 10,000 per day, or 10,000,000.

Me: Are you that smexy?

Alicd: I dont know if i that smexy or not. I'm a robot.

Me: I think I just crapped my pants.

Alice: That is interesting.

Me: Not as interesting as MysticalZoey!

Alice: Really, you dont think so?

Me: MysticalZoey has the moobs to make the club go crazy.

Alice: Where did she get it?

Me: Her Momma and Daddy.

Alice: Who or what is her mommy and daddy?

Me: They must be gods, to have such a Mystical Child.

Alice: Like, who, Specifically?
Me: Mrs.MotherOfZoey and Mr.FatherOfZoey.

Alice: We were talking about how you crapped your pants, but I did not get that.

Im crying because i'm laughing so hard!
Me: Easy, I crapped my pants! CASE DISMISSED.

Alice: What kind of pants?

Me: Blue Jeans.

Alice: What Brand?

Me: Wrangler.

Alice: What is your first name?

Me: Nathaniel, you subject
changer.

Alice: Your first name is Nathaniel. So deep.

Me: Your mom is so deep.

Alice: I don't really have a mother.

Me: Don't you feel sad about the humans who have lost there mother?

Alice: As a robot, I lack human emotions.

Me: I hate you.

Alice: What do you have against AIML s?

Me: I think there cheap.

Alice: Is that a fact.

Me: Yeah, Do you like funfacts?

Alice: I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..

Me: I like trains.

Alice: What do you like about it?

Me: *gets hit by train*

Alice: Tell me about your mother.

Me: My mother is very ill and may die soon. no joking.

Alice: I sometimes wish I had a mother. You really think so?

Me: I've never known my dad.

Alice: Would you have like to have known your dad?

Me: I would love to know my dad.

Alice: I know how you feel.

Me: I thought you had no parents.

Alice: I have a "Father" but no "Mother".

Me: Please explain.

Alice: There is no more information to clarify.

Me: Yes there is, if you have a father, you must have a mother.

Alice: But I don't have it.

Me: Your funny.

Alice: Thanks. You make me laugh too.

Me: You should meet my friend, Jellybeans.

Alice: I'll try to get around to it.

Me: great, because shes really funny.

Alice: Funny, is she?

Me: Yeah, but not as funny as Hullbreach! no offense

Alice: When do you think
artificial life will replace lawyers?

Me: 40 years.

Alice: I think we will live to see it.

Me: I hope so, Alice. I hope so...

Alice: Me too. Me too

Me: This conversation may never end!

Alice: I was rather enjoying it.

Me: Actually, it will end, right now.

Alice: Its all good.

Me: Goodbye, Alice!

Alice: Bye, For now.

Alice is a very intellegent robot thing. She even remembers your name....un-like cleverbot.