Probably Relatable Things. By Gemini Guardian

By @Gemini Guardian
POSTED: 06 Jul 2017 03:17
CATEGORY: Miscellaneous
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Hey dere. Enjoy my random high-on-gumdrops blog. Kbai.

1. Productivity.

-Starts doing homework-
"I'm going to be so productive today!"
-5 seconds later-
"Why Kai. Why did you interrupt Jay and Nya. Just Why."

2. Sleep.
"It's 11:30, I'll watch a YT video to make me sleepy."
-394,482,929 videos later-
"Well, time to go to school."

3. Suspicions.
-you are reading-
-sibling enters room-
"Hey sis, want the last cookie?"
"w0t..?"

4. Cookies
-cookie on a plate on the counter-
-someone takes it right before you do-
-breathing intensifies-

5. Music
"I love this song, what's it called?"
"They say the name after the song ends"
"cool."
-song ends and radio announces name-
-someone coughs at the moment they say the songs name-
-screaming internally-

5. I think I'm on #6 but oh well.
-trying to be dank-
-finny roasts you-
Fatality.

7. Fresh air.
"Go outside."

8. My brain can't think of anything else.
-Texts someone-
they answer 3 days later with:
"Hey, sorry, my phone was charging."
"w0t..?"

9. Relatives.
-mom on phone with relative-
"Oh yea they're here!"
"Nonono don't!! Oh hiii uncle!"
RIP me:
talking to unknown uncle.

10. Why tho
When someone doesn't finish their food and throws it away.
RIP Friend:
Killed by pizza lover.

+5 -0

@To4oo4
18 Jul 2017 00:03

#10
Totally not guilty of that
nope noop nup nope nooope

@ShaDowTecH
06 Jul 2017 19:51

Moral of the story: we're all terrible

@Keendrick
06 Jul 2017 19:23

I can't relate to these

@Gemini Guardian
07 Jul 2017 02:33
In reply to Keendrick

You must be from a different generation then dear sir .o.

@Finrod
06 Jul 2017 14:13

5 is great, also your mum gay

@Gemini Guardian
11 Sep 2019 04:58
In reply to Finrod

no u

@Finrod
11 Sep 2019 11:30
In reply to Gemini Guardian

You activated Mega Sableye's ability Magic Bounce:

No u

@Gemini Guardian
11 Sep 2019 12:58
In reply to Finrod

sigilyph used mirror move!

no u

@Finrod
11 Sep 2019 13:34
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Regirocks clearbody

It isnâ€™t affected by status moves.

@Gemini Guardian
11 Sep 2019 13:43
In reply to Finrod

greninja uses rain dance & hydro cannon

@Finrod
11 Sep 2019 14:00
In reply to Gemini Guardian

No water shuriken, ash-greninja? Okay.

Grenin doesnt have drizzle so you went two turns. So I switch to glaceon and put up barrier while youâ€™re setting up xDDDD

@Gemini Guardian
11 Sep 2019 14:04
In reply to Finrod

shhh i'm still new at this

also hold on
isn't switching considered a single move?
how are you using barrier? h m m m

@Finrod
11 Sep 2019 15:40
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Yeah u went twice, so I went twice?? So itâ€™s your turn now xdd.

@Gemini Guardian
11 Sep 2019 15:48
In reply to Finrod

wait so in that case you shouldn't have moved until after my hydro cannon

@Finrod
11 Sep 2019 15:57
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Yeah you use hydro cannon on glaceon which resists hydro cannon xD

It goes like

Regirocks goes in and has an clearbody ability
You rain dance.
Then I switch to glaceon
Then you use hydro cannon
Then I use barrier.
Ez

@Gemini Guardian
11 Sep 2019 17:47
In reply to Finrod

sksksksksj

it took me this long to understand

but finefine
i swap out greninja for lucario, holding a black belt, mega evolute and use aura sphere

@Finrod
12 Sep 2019 13:51
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Oh my god lol
Youâ€™re new xD. You canâ€™t hold a black belt and a mega stone!! Lmao.

Maybe if youâ€™re ever on your phone or a PC. we can fight in PokÃ©mon showdown, and Iâ€™ll show you

@Gemini Guardian
12 Sep 2019 13:54
In reply to Finrod

bruhh
i can't believe i made that mistake pbtbtbgt

but uh
if showdown is on google play store s u r e

@Finrod
12 Sep 2019 14:06
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Itâ€™s not an app, itâ€™s a web browser. Well maybe it has an app?

@Gemini Guardian
12 Sep 2019 14:08
In reply to Finrod

no app
but i found the website
it's too compact on my phone so i'll use pc to check it out laterrrr

@Finrod
12 Sep 2019 14:17
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Just click teambuilder and it should resize for that at least. I have the same problem lol xD

@Gemini Guardian
12 Sep 2019 14:25
In reply to Finrod

ohhh ok lol

@Finrod
11 Sep 2019 15:41
In reply to Finrod

I mean tbf greninja has more speed than glaceon, but you didnt know that either . XD

@Thi500
06 Jul 2017 04:37

9 is all too relateable. I didn't know I had reletives in Canada until last year.

Probably Relatable Things.

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