Today is the day I tell you about a liopleurodon I encountered on my journey to a mystical mountain. Behold, this was no ordinary liopleurodon, it was a Magical Albino liopleurodon. And it was laying in my way. Legend has it that it can show you the way, but all I heard was gurgling and screeches.
Eventually, I climbed over the liopleurodon, and continued my journey. But I fell over, and lost a kidney.
I went to work later, but they sent me to the hospital instead. Apparently I needed a transplant, because it’s kind of hard living without both kidneys.
Oh well, I guess I’m getting new liquor batteries.