Me, Caveman By Asparagus

By @Asparagus
POSTED: 01 Sep 2019 23:46
CATEGORY: Poetry and Lyrics
FEATURED: Yes (@Rlad116)
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Fire, hot
Spark hurt like oxen
Oxen that run me, caveman, over
When make loud noise
Spark make loincloths get bright
Ow ow ouch

Me, caveman, hunt mammoth
Sharp spears make mammoth fall to ground
Meat taste good
Glad fire can cook
Mammoth fur make good clothes
Keep cavefamily warm

Ice from sky
Falls and bites caveman face
Gets in beard and turn to water
Much ice from sky make fun
Jump in big ice pile
Nothing to worry about

Air gets colder
Flame not helping
Me, caveman wondering how to stop cold air
Cavefamily turning color
No longer moving but still see breath
Me put more mammoth cloth on them

Wake up next day
Cavefamily okay but still cold
Must hunt more mammoth
Have to be more mammoth out there somewhere
Keep cavefamily awake
Curl close together and draw story on wall

+7 -0

@Draconid_Jo
04 Sep 2019 18:31

I like this, it's a pretty clever idea, really.

Actually, I'd say this is probably one of the most cleverly written Poems here, TBH.

@Finrod
17 Sep 2019 13:26
In reply to Draconid_Jo

Lemme guess those 2 upvotes are yourself, and yourself?

@Draconid_Jo
18 Sep 2019 07:06
In reply to Finrod

Lol, nope, just 1 of them.

I'm one of the few people here without an Alt Account, and pretty much 0 interest in having one.
(It seems like it just causes a bunch of hassle for the Admins, anyway.)

@Siling-La
03 Sep 2019 01:18

Wow. Pretty good.

also

"cavefamily" lol

@Gemini Guardian
02 Sep 2019 02:45

inb4 the family from ice age

@Asparagus
02 Sep 2019 02:46
In reply to Gemini Guardian

were they cavemen they had to have been right?

@Gemini Guardian
02 Sep 2019 02:47
In reply to Asparagus

i mean

there was the mammoth murder story painting on the wall in that cave

so
uH

@Finrod
02 Sep 2019 02:07

Finrod&Honestyâ„¢: How low of a fruit was this?

@Asparagus
02 Sep 2019 02:42
In reply to Finrod

i was sitting in my bathroom and had a mental projection way into the past where i lived life as a tough caveman who was also stupid

also i just wanted to make ppl laugh

@Siling-La
08 Sep 2019 05:59
In reply to Asparagus

"Sitting in the bathroom"? You mean you were doing your thing and you had this idea at that moment?

@Finrod
08 Sep 2019 12:29
In reply to Siling-La

What else do you do in the bathroom silly? ðŸ˜‚

@Siling-La
08 Sep 2019 17:25
In reply to Finrod

I know, I'm just saying that is a strange place to think about cavemen...

Well, I guess you can think about anything, but that just sounds strange to me.....

@Finrod
09 Sep 2019 02:19
In reply to Siling-La

I don't really find it unordinary actually lol. I'm not one of those people who uses their phone in the bathroom so it's shower thoughts 24/7 in there.

@Siling-La
09 Sep 2019 03:08
In reply to Finrod

I get that, but.....

Cavemen?

@Finrod
02 Sep 2019 02:43
In reply to Asparagus

That's
Hilarious?

@banjo2
02 Sep 2019 00:18

how sweet

@Finrod
02 Sep 2019 02:25
In reply to banjo2

Banjo-

Never mind.

@banjo2
08 Sep 2019 06:32
In reply to Finrod

Me, Caveman

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