Introducing the Holy Bible!!
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Have you heard of the new book that is all the rage with people around the globe? Introducing the Holy Bible! This amazing 66-in-1 book has all you need to live a truly happy life, live forever in God's eternal love, spread this good news with others so they can bask in God's glorious kingdom as well as you!


Do you have depression? This amazing book can instruct you on how to get out of it! Not only does it have everything listed above, but it has the GREATEST story ever told! A true tale of holy war, poverty, kings, the future of mankind, prophecies, murder, and happiness for all! This book has it all!


This book even has the knowledge for how you should
prepare for the end of the world! That's right! It can even predict how it will go down. Have any questions about God? This book can answer you!


Even questions that you may think are stupid, like love, how you should spend your sunday, or what can you do with your life, are, you guessed it, IN THIS BOOK! Do you think the Bible isn't true and Jesus is a lie? This book was written 2000 years ago and all of the prophecies in it CAME TRUE!


What are the Cons? None! And the best purchace of your life is just the low price of 16.43 at your local book store! Don't wait, buy in bulk! 1 for every member of your family! So what are you waiting for, buy the Holy Bible today!


P.S.: In all seriousness though, if you have any questions, PLEASE feel free to ask me. Hallelujah!

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