What does it mean if my baby's first word is, ____________________?

it means he will be mentally 12 for all his life. He will overuse memes, and annoy the piss out of people.

what does it mean if my babys first words are More dots!

I'll be back every now and then

She has chicken pox.


What does it mean when my daughter's first words are, "No! You will not strip me of my cultural identity!"

Moo.

they have been watching to much Jersey Shore

What does it mean if your baby's first words are ," i see dead people."

You asked me how long i'd stay by your side, i replyed with the only answer.. forever

It means they see dead people.


What does it mean when your child's first words are, "You don't know me! You've never taken the time to know me!"?

Moo.

You're a terrible parent

What does it mean when your child first word is, "mommy/daddy i see the light. Ehat does it mean?"

You asked me how long i'd stay by your side, i replyed with the only answer.. forever

Your child is possessed. Probably by Carson.


What does it mean when my son's first word is, "Synergy!" shouted emphatically while smiing broadly and reaching toward the sky with closed eyes?

Moo.

I have no idea. ;D


What does it mean if my baby's first word is “LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!”?

My boots have silver on them and my jeans have $20 on them.

It means he/she is a communist. e.0


What does it mean your child's first words are, "Mommy/Daddy/Parental Gaurdian, please stop posting D;"?

Moo.

it means he asks too much.

what does it mean id my kids first words are BABY TONIGHT! IM SINGING A CRAPPY SONG AGAIN

I'll be back every now and then

They have melophobia.

What does it mean if your child's first words are, "Must kill the doctor"?

There is no value in having a virtual signature.

It means you have a potential lawsuit at hand.


What does it mean when your son's first words are, "I'm a pretty girl"?

Moo.

Then its an ugly boy.

What happens if your baby's first word is chuck norris? :o

THIS IS SPARTAAA! No, its Rome, idiot. -.-

Young man, this baby belongs to Chuck Norris.

What if your babys first word is
"This human body is exceptional and I can relate to many other life forms before this, thus this must be a creature with insanitary skills beyond belief"

How can you forgive if you can't forget?

It means you need to lose some weight, Fatty.


What does it mean when your child s first words are, "It was like that when I got here."

Moo.

Oh no you didn't!


What does it mean if my baby's first word is "Lets a go!"

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