go into the bras section of walmart. put on the biggest bra you can find and a thong. put those over you clothes and go to the checkout area and stand in the corner. whenever someone passes by tell them "like what you see?" in a creepy pedophilic voice. every other person, sing "♪MY MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD! IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!♪"